Glory Be to GOD!
Thanks Billy Joe S.

Paddy O' Leary had spent the eve drinking at the local tavern.
He knew he had a long walk home, so though he was a
wee tipsy, he recalled a shortcut through the town's cemetery.

Paddy staggered 'round the graves, but lost his footing and fell
into a hole dug for a burial the following day.
He passed out when he hit bottom.

Upon awakening the next morn, Paddy stood up and realized
where he was-- and promptly shouted
"Glory Be to GOD!

'Tis the Resurrection Day-- and I'm the first one up!"