Birthday present for Johnny?
For his birthday Little Johnny asked
for a 10 speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son,
we'd love to give you one,
but the mortgage on this house is
$80,000 and your mother just lost her job."

"There's no way we can afford it.
" The next day the father saw
Little Johnny heading out the front
door with a suitcase.
So he asked,
"Son, where are you going?"

Little Johnny told him,
"I was walking past your room last night
and I heard you tell Mom you were pulling out."

"I heard her tell you to wait
because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if

I'm sticking around here by myself with an $80,000
mortgage and

"no transportation! !"